yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
