your thong is hanging out like whoa
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize