Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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