ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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