Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize