I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she told me i tasted like america
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
