oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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