So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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