Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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