Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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