found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
