I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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