Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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