ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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