Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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