Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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