haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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