That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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