I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
why is half of my head shaved?
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