just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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