the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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