I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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