S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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