hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I showed him my bush... on skype.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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