So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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