It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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