Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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