So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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