I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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