she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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