Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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