is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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