It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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