She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Little spoons don't ask big questions
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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