I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
