I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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