A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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