i wish starbucks made bloody marys
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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