Sponge bath it is.
she woke up with a sticky ear
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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