sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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