Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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