Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
we made out on top of his cat.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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