it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
No subtext here. People are naked.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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