For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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