kristin has been a bad kristin
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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