Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
