So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
That accounts for only three of the penises
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
