i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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