god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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