i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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