I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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