Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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