no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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