Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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