I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
